The Recession

Fuck it.

Contrary to my Facebook statuses and Tweets for the last few days, I have been working hard.
I've been going to businesses looking for a summer job.
However, due to the recession, most places either are:
-not hiring at all
-want someone that will only be a filler employee
-won't hire summer-only people
-are fast food crapholes
-prefer high-school zombies to college students

I'm still waiting for replies from Morons 'R Us (Best Buy), Republican-ville (Menards), Rip-Offingtons (GameStop), Rapist Zone (Target), and Pedo Palace (OfficeMax).

In other news, SPRING BREAK! We were supposed to go to Hawaii but due to family issues it got canceled. So I'm spending spring break in my room chillin and wondering why the fuck all my friends here are lazy-ass WoW players. Oh well, I guess I'll just be happier to see my cool Central friends in a week, and some of the dudebros.