Multiple Languages

I'm an effective translator, it surprises people when they find out.

I know:
-English ('Proper' English)
-American (Yes, separate.)
-'Normal' (For 'regular' people.)
-Geek (With my +1 Amulet of Babel.)
-Scatter Brain (When the correct term for something is unknown.)
-Female* ('Emotion' Stuff)
-Male (Cars, Video Games, Food, Boobs)
-Spanish (Muy poco)
-Cool (Practically invented this boss language.)

* Growing up I was outnumbered 4-1, I had to learn.


I want to learn:
-Japanese (It will be useful when they take over in the next Pokemon Wars.)
-Klingon (It is a beautiful language, Shakespeare really is more powerful in Klingon.)
-French** (Maybe. Women in earshot seem to melt.)

** France sucks


You just got learned.